Incel

incel 45 - what are your goals

- The incel has fallen into a dangerous train of thought - all the places his friends would take him automatically equate to women that aren't worth the effort. [...]

incel 43 - his people

- Will the incel stop being a beta male when the time is right? He supposedly makes the choice not to associate with women, but is he just deluding himself? [...]

incel 41 - what will this lottery ticket buy me?

- Would the incel have any intention to be monogamous and faithful if he weren't socially handicapped? Wouldn't that make him inherently selfish? [...]

incel 37 - MID TWENTIES SPEEDRUN ANY%

- Exhausive list of every reason the incel doesn't talk to women he likes. [...]

incel 35 - herbivore men

- Does the incel ask her for help with the lesson of the day? Should he ask for her number? What pretense would he even have for asking? [...]

incel on the perc - 34

- Taking stimulant medication while seeing someone would make him get in his own way. Off meds, he is amazed at how little he thinks about women. [...]

incel 33 - stop cooming

- The incel has actually known the road to enlightenment, albeit uncomfortable and painfully unglamorous, for the past few months and simply refuses to take it. [...]

incel 31 - liabilities

- The incel hangs out with a girl and the entire time gets the impression he is actually babysitting her and walking on eggshells - boredom and disillusion. [...]

incel 27 - I'm calling about your car's extended warranty

- List of the incel's intrusive thoughts when dealing with women: [...]

incel 25 - the rumor come out

- Sooner or later, they'd find fault with the incel and find someone else better. He is doing those around him a favor by not rocking the boat. [...]

incel 24 - just git gud

- I just don't think I'm the right person for you; you'd probably get bored of me really quickly. You always looked really busy, like you didn't have time. [...]

incel 21 - socratic questioning

- Why don't you ask someone out? Why wouldn't they say yes? Why would people think you're a creep? Why don't you try speaking to people and making eye contact? [...]

incel 20 - depression

- The incel doesn't have any close female friends, and that's the first step - see women as human beings; give them a chance to present their case. [...]

incel 19 - self hatred

- The incel's life is a cycle of women being decent humans towards him, developing feelings, doing nothing, saying bye, and lamenting not doing anything. [...]

incel 15 - ffs move on

- The incel chooses to reopen his fixation not on the people themselves, but his projected image of the ideal partner loosely based on them that sprouts legs. [...]

incel 14 - eye contact

- The incel imagines being so clingy and socially starved that he could very easily fall in love with anyone that is polite enough to give him the time of day. [...]

incel 13 - mental gymnastics

- “I’m falling behind and there’s nothing I can do about it” vs “I haven’t had a reason to start a relationship, and I still don’t and that’s OK” [...]

incel 12 - dirty jokes

- The incel never grew out of the schoolboy phase. In grade school, women are compared and coveted, yet so alien that there’s no reason to be friends with them. [...]

incel 8 - values

- The incel's personality as it stands is mutually and inevitably incompatible with the concept of dating and giving himself so openly to someone else. [...]

incel 7 - niche

- The incel is circlejerking to an audience who is patient enough to put up with his schtik & who are perhaps in the same mental purgatory of social irrelevancy. [...]

incel 6 - vibes

- Those whom the incel thinks are accessible and within his rank usually lack this little sparkle and visibly want nothing to do with dating or relationships. [...]

incel 3 - empathy

- Does the incel have the ability to love? What raises his suspicion the most is looking back at random thoughts and exchanges with people over the years. [...]

incel 2 - cereal and puzzles

- Companies are incentivized to discontinue any cereal brands in purgatory as the real crowd pleasers take the stage. The incel is not entitled to find customers. [...]

incel 1 - self improvement

- The incel is single because he doesn't put the effort into not being single. This is what he decides to tell people when the topic comes up. [...]