incel 45 - what are your goals
- The incel has fallen into a dangerous train of thought - all the places his friends would take him automatically equate to women that aren't worth the effort. [...]
incel 43 - his people
- Will the incel stop being a beta male when the time is right? He supposedly makes the choice not to associate with women, but is he just deluding himself? [...]
incel 41 - what will this lottery ticket buy me?
- Would the incel have any intention to be monogamous and faithful if he weren't socially handicapped? Wouldn't that make him inherently selfish? [...]
incel 37 - MID TWENTIES SPEEDRUN ANY%
- Exhausive list of every reason the incel doesn't talk to women he likes. [...]
incel 35 - herbivore men
- Does the incel ask her for help with the lesson of the day? Should he ask for her number? What pretense would he even have for asking? [...]
incel on the perc - 34
- Taking stimulant medication while seeing someone would make him get in his own way. Off meds, he is amazed at how little he thinks about women. [...]
incel 33 - stop cooming
- The incel has actually known the road to enlightenment, albeit uncomfortable and painfully unglamorous, for the past few months and simply refuses to take it. [...]
incel 31 - liabilities
- The incel hangs out with a girl and the entire time gets the impression he is actually babysitting her and walking on eggshells - boredom and disillusion. [...]
incel 27 - I'm calling about your car's extended warranty
- List of the incel's intrusive thoughts when dealing with women: [...]
incel 25 - the rumor come out
- Sooner or later, they'd find fault with the incel and find someone else better. He is doing those around him a favor by not rocking the boat. [...]
incel 24 - just git gud
- I just don't think I'm the right person for you; you'd probably get bored of me really quickly. You always looked really busy, like you didn't have time. [...]
incel 21 - socratic questioning
- Why don't you ask someone out? Why wouldn't they say yes? Why would people think you're a creep? Why don't you try speaking to people and making eye contact? [...]
incel 20 - depression
- The incel doesn't have any close female friends, and that's the first step - see women as human beings; give them a chance to present their case. [...]
incel 19 - self hatred
- The incel's life is a cycle of women being decent humans towards him, developing feelings, doing nothing, saying bye, and lamenting not doing anything. [...]
incel 15 - ffs move on
- The incel chooses to reopen his fixation not on the people themselves, but his projected image of the ideal partner loosely based on them that sprouts legs. [...]
incel 14 - eye contact
- The incel imagines being so clingy and socially starved that he could very easily fall in love with anyone that is polite enough to give him the time of day. [...]
incel 13 - mental gymnastics
- “I’m falling behind and there’s nothing I can do about it” vs “I haven’t had a reason to start a relationship, and I still don’t and that’s OK” [...]
incel 12 - dirty jokes
- The incel never grew out of the schoolboy phase. In grade school, women are compared and coveted, yet so alien that there’s no reason to be friends with them. [...]
incel 8 - values
- The incel's personality as it stands is mutually and inevitably incompatible with the concept of dating and giving himself so openly to someone else. [...]
incel 7 - niche
- The incel is circlejerking to an audience who is patient enough to put up with his schtik & who are perhaps in the same mental purgatory of social irrelevancy. [...]
incel 6 - vibes
- Those whom the incel thinks are accessible and within his rank usually lack this little sparkle and visibly want nothing to do with dating or relationships. [...]
incel 3 - empathy
- Does the incel have the ability to love? What raises his suspicion the most is looking back at random thoughts and exchanges with people over the years. [...]
incel 2 - cereal and puzzles
- Companies are incentivized to discontinue any cereal brands in purgatory as the real crowd pleasers take the stage. The incel is not entitled to find customers. [...]
incel 1 - self improvement
- The incel is single because he doesn't put the effort into not being single. This is what he decides to tell people when the topic comes up. [...]